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News Stating the Obvious Stating The Obvious Jake Knotts Brags to Fellow Senators of Large Bladder Capacity
News Stating the Obvious Stating The Obvious Jake Knotts Brags to Fellow Senators of Large Bladder Capacity
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01 July 2011
From: "Capitol Consultants Legislative Year End Report: Top Quotes of the Legislative Session"
“I just peed, so I am good for another six hours.”--Senator Jake Knotts (R-Lexington) while participating in the long debate on the Amazon bill one night on the Senate floor.
[I would hope the senator was wearing the extra large Depends brand adult diaper when he did that--WTC]
Other selected quotes from: "Capitol Consultants Legislative Year End Report: Top Quotes of the Legislative Session"
“Welcome to Oz.!”
Representative Joe Neal (D- Hopkins) welcoming newly elected Representative Kevin Johnson (D- Manning) to the South Carolina House.
“It's the same reason Jesse James said he robbed banks. That's where the money is."
Representative Brian White (R- Anderson)House Budget Subcomittee Chairman, warning of possible cuts to healthcare this session.
“I am the Teacher’s Pet.”
Senator Harvey Peeler (R-Gaffney) referring to Governor Haley and her report card for the Senate.
“I fought fire ants to get my people. No one is taking them away from me!”
Representative Don Bowen (R- Anderson) referring to the constituents in his district when discussing redistricting.
“This is like the crack cocaine of budgeting.”
Senator Tom Davis (R-Beaufort) speaking in opposition to continuing to fund state agencies that he views as failing.